This is why i drink

I'm back in college now and i'm running into some issues. basically i love to learn, but hate who i'm learning from and with. All my professors, save one, are terrible. if you told me that i would only like one class out of "old testament, new testament, cultural anthropology, genetics and society, and christian thought" never in a million years would i guess that it would be an Old testament class 45 mins away at 9 am. but the class is awesome. In new testament we sing hymns (literally, for like the first 10 min of every class) and wrong answers are accepted if their ignorance is wrapped in faith. actually answer "Rome had like alot of kings and not all of them where nice and everyone saw that they needed a better king, one who was sinless and pure, and thats why they loved jesus and why people followed him in rome" Honey, the only people following him in rome had nails and hammers. and they didn't have kings, they were emperors. and yet, AND YET! the prof said "absolutley" and people started writing it in their notes!!!

My cultural anthropology professor has no concept of culture or anthropology! he's horrible and continually calls other people groups, lost peoples, and insists the only reason to learn about another culture is to find how best to bring them the good news and convince them to live as god intended. also he blames liberals for inventing evolution.

My christian thought professor is so smart! he can even make up statistics! like how 53 million abortions happen in the united states every year!

fun fact! Scandinavia is comprised of three main countries. can you guess them. if you guessed Sweden, Denmark and Norwegia you're also wrong. because thats what one gal answered in my class, who was then corrected by the gal next to her that the countries called Norwegian. Closer, but you're still an idiot.

direct quote from a prof "jesus dieded for our sins." SERIOUSLY? a guy so nice he dieded twice.
we have a forum online that we must participate in and its terrible. its suppose to be about theology but instead its about why gays are evil, how america no longer lives in a black and white moral world and how everything would be better if we just reverted to the 1950's and lived as our founding fathers intended.

Olivet may have been legalistic and horrible. but they at least could spell legalistic.