Hideous orange chair for sale

I was finally fired from that awful job and now can apply for unemployment. I have no idea where we will end up or when it will happen. but things seem infinitely better without having to work for that company. now we start the routine of shedding the old unwanted objects from our life, no i'm not talking about retired parents, I'm talking about the things you thought would look great in your new place, or items that were just too good of a deal to pass up. the perfect effigy i can present is our hideous orange chair.

ONLY 6 DOLLARS!

I use the term effigy because some things should just be burned. or what about all that wood that you were totally going to use for this project you thought of.

Hunny, thats good wood, you don't just throw away good wood.

*sigh if only we knew then that we were going to have to move all this someday, perhaps we would have chosen an apartment with a larger dumpster. so the struggle continues, to pack up all that we wish to keep and find creative ways to dispose of the rest. *Craigslist enters stage right*

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